Looking to avoid this
I have decided that I need a new job.
One that pays me to sit on my couch, pet my rabbit, twirl my hair, watch my stories, be warm, and nap as needed. Travel would be acceptable - but only to exotic locales where they serve drinks with little umbrellas. I am not going to Des Moines.
Salary is negotiable. But it had better be a lot.
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